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🥊 SPOODBLORT

⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
10-03-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Friday, October 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Last Pick Larry

Last Pick Larry

Strength41
Speed58
Endurance44
Technique66
Molecular Density1.2
Existential Dread83
Fingers9
Toes11
TALE OF THE TAPE
Last Pick Larry VS Booger McGillicuddy
Booger McGillicuddy

Booger McGillicuddy

45Strength
55Speed
50Endurance
60Technique
1.2Molecular Density
85Existential Dread
7Fingers
13Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Last Pick Larry
Violence concluded.
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