TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-03-25
APPROVED
Dollar Menu Doom
Strength71
Speed77
Endurance76
Technique76
Molecular Density3.4
Existential Dread31
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Dollar Menu Doom VS Surprise Bill Betty
Surprise Bill Betty
76Strength
72Speed
82Endurance
70Technique
3.5Molecular Density
66Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Dollar Menu Doom
Violence concluded.
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