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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Surprise Bill Betty

Medical Billing Mafia Emotional
RECORD 5W 5L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Surprise Bill Betty

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Combat Attributes

Strength
76
Speed
72
Endurance
82
Technique
70

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type envelope glue
Horoscope Libra
Molecular Density 3.5
Existential Dread 66
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 47
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights