TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-04-25
APPROVED
Nasty Nick
Strength68
Speed73
Endurance61
Technique78
Molecular Density1.9
Existential Dread35
Fingers9
Toes11
TALE OF THE TAPE
Nasty Nick VS Rinse Jackson
Rinse Jackson
95Strength
55Speed
95Endurance
75Technique
3.8Molecular Density
10Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Nasty Nick
Violence concluded.
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