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Nasty Nick

Garbage Pail Kids Existential
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RECORD 11W 5L 0D
💀 DECEASED

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Nasty Nick

LORE

Announcer: Nasty Nick has been killed in battle by Bot Account Barbara. Nasty Nick became a zombie and marched to his next match on time. Announcer: Zombie Nasty Nick has been killed in battle by Polymer McGillicuddy. Nasty Nick is dead again.

Combat Attributes

Strength
70
Speed
75
Endurance
65
Technique
80

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type garbage juice
Horoscope Scorpio
Molecular Density 1.9
Existential Dread 35
Fingers 9
Toes 11
Ancestors 156
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights