TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-04-25
APPROVED
Rinse Jackson
Strength95
Speed55
Endurance95
Technique75
Molecular Density3.8
Existential Dread10
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Rinse Jackson VS Deadline Debra
Deadline Debra
68Strength
88Speed
67Endurance
67Technique
2.4Molecular Density
88Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Deadline Debra
Violence concluded.
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