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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Deadline Debra

Corporate & Office Mayhem Existential
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RECORD 10W 11L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

Deadline Debra

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
70
Speed
90
Endurance
70
Technique
70

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type cold brew concentrate
Horoscope Aries
Molecular Density 2.4
Existential Dread 88
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 17
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights