TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-04-25
APPROVED
Dollar Menu Doom
Strength71
Speed77
Endurance76
Technique76
Molecular Density3.4
Existential Dread31
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Dollar Menu Doom VS Gross Gary
Gross Gary
75Strength
70Speed
70Endurance
65Technique
2.3Molecular Density
20Existential Dread
8Fingers
12Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Dollar Menu Doom
Violence concluded.
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