TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-07-25
APPROVED
Elevator Music
Strength43
Speed64
Endurance92
Technique91
Molecular Density1.2
Existential Dread112
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Elevator Music VS Reverb
Reverb
77Strength
94Speed
53Endurance
76Technique
0.7Molecular Density
91Existential Dread
12Fingers
8Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Elevator Music
Violence concluded.
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