TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-07-25
APPROVED
Dr. Membrane PhD
Strength24
Speed61
Endurance78
Technique117
Molecular Density0.9
Existential Dread73
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Dr. Membrane PhD VS Chairman of the Floor
Chairman of the Floor
65Strength
72Speed
83Endurance
80Technique
1.1Molecular Density
45Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Dr. Membrane PhD
Violence concluded.
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