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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Elevator Music

Garbage Pail Kids Conceptual
RECORD 4W 3L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

Elevator Music

LORE

Weaponized bland ambiance. So aggressively inoffensive it causes psychological damage. Nobody remembers the fight but everyone feels vaguely uncomfortable.

Combat Attributes

Strength
43
Speed
67
Endurance
96
Technique
94

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type Muzak
Horoscope Virgo
Molecular Density 1.201
Existential Dread 112
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 365
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights