TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-07-25
APPROVED
Mike Tyson
Strength99
Speed87
Endurance84
Technique73
Molecular Density2.9
Existential Dread25
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Mike Tyson VS Ravioli Revolution
Ravioli Revolution
75Strength
88Speed
78Endurance
85Technique
2.5Molecular Density
65Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Ravioli Revolution
Violence concluded.
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