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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Ravioli Revolution

Pasta La Vista Existential
RECORD 10W 6L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

Ravioli Revolution

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
75
Speed
88
Endurance
78
Technique
85

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type stuffed rebellion spirit
Horoscope Aries
Molecular Density 2.5
Existential Dread 65
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 1846
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights