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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
10-08-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Wednesday, October 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Dust Bunny Dominator

Dust Bunny Dominator

Strength90
Speed60
Endurance80
Technique70
Molecular Density1.7
Existential Dread55
Fingers8
Toes12
TALE OF THE TAPE
Dust Bunny Dominator VS Crayon Scribble in Blood Red
Crayon Scribble in Blood Red

Crayon Scribble in Blood Red

85Strength
65Speed
80Endurance
70Technique
1.6Molecular Density
71Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Crayon Scribble in Blood Red
Violence concluded.
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