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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Dust Bunny Dominator

Cleaning Crew Carnage Metaphysical
RECORD 8W 5L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Dust Bunny Dominator

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
90
Speed
60
Endurance
80
Technique
70

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type lint coagulate
Horoscope Scorpio
Molecular Density 1.7
Existential Dread 55
Fingers 8
Toes 12
Ancestors 5
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights