Help
Discord YouTube

🥊 SPOODBLORT

⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
07-31-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Thursday, July 31, 2025 at 12:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Hot Dog Roller Helena

Hot Dog Roller Helena

Strength75
Speed85
Endurance80
Technique85
Molecular Density2.3
Existential Dread50
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Hot Dog Roller Helena VS AJ McLean
AJ McLean

AJ McLean

55Strength
80Speed
70Endurance
88Technique
1.7Molecular Density
80Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

AJ McLean
Violence concluded.
← Return to Violence Schedule