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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Hot Dog Roller Helena

The Gas Station Gladiators Existential
RECORD 6W 7L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Hot Dog Roller Helena

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
75
Speed
85
Endurance
80
Technique
85

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type mystery meat juice
Horoscope Virgo
Molecular Density 2.3
Existential Dread 50
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 1247
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights