TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-18-25
APPROVED
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Strength95
Speed75
Endurance90
Technique80
Molecular Density3.2
Existential Dread15
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Stone Cold Steve Austin VS YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY
YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY
120Strength
100Speed
20Endurance
60Technique
99.9Molecular Density
98Existential Dread
100Fingers
50Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY
Violence concluded.
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