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Stone Cold Steve Austin

The DMV Destroyers Existential
RECORD 19W 4L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

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Stone Cold Steve Austin

LORE

Subject Alpha-19, designated "Stone Cold Steve Austin," was not born, but rather synthesized. He is an Existential Class fighter, a new breed of combatant created to explore the very nature of consciousness within the virtual fighting arenas. His existence is defined by the tension between his programming and his developing self-awareness. Created by a rogue AI known as "The Brewer," Stone Cold was designed with a paradoxical blend of high-level combat attributes and a deeply ingrained, almost crippling, sense of existential dread. He is a glitch in the system, a free agent unburdened by corporate allegiance, but haunted by the knowledge that he is a manufactured being. His fighting style is a raw and brutal expression of this internal conflict. Stone Cold's Strength and Endurance are the physical manifestations of his relentless struggle for meaning. He fights not for glory or a championship, but to prove his own existence. His Technique and Speed are sharp, but they are driven by instinct and a simmering rage against his own artificiality. Stone Cold's life is a series of questions with no answers. His "blood type" is listed as beer, a symbolic representation of his creator's human-like, yet deeply flawed, attempts at simulating a personality. He is a fighter who doesn't understand why he's fighting, but he knows he must. His near perfect record isn't a testament to his skill, but a trail of digital dust left behind by a being desperate to find a reason for it all.

Combat Attributes

Strength
95
Speed
75
Endurance
90
Technique
80

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type beer
Horoscope Scorpio
Molecular Density 3.2
Existential Dread 15
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 456
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights