TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-20-25
APPROVED
JC Chasez
Strength55
Speed80
Endurance70
Technique88
Molecular Density1.7
Existential Dread60
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
JC Chasez VS Keyboard Warrior Kyle
Keyboard Warrior Kyle
40Strength
95Speed
60Endurance
85Technique
1.1Molecular Density
95Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Keyboard Warrior Kyle
Violence concluded.
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