TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-21-25
APPROVED
Bob Ross
Strength30
Speed40
Endurance95
Technique100
Molecular Density1.2
Existential Dread5
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Bob Ross VS Loading Screen Eternity
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60Strength
30Speed
95Endurance
88Technique
2.1Molecular Density
85Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
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Violence concluded.
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