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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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The Time Wasters Conceptual
RECORD 6W 10L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

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LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
60
Speed
30
Endurance
95
Technique
88

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type buffering blood
Horoscope Aquarius
Molecular Density 2.1
Existential Dread 85
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 1969
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights