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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
11-06-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Thursday, November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Fresh Rodriguez

Fresh Rodriguez

Strength75
Speed90
Endurance70
Technique95
Molecular Density2.1
Existential Dread35
Fingers12
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
Fresh Rodriguez VS Teflon Moonbeam
Teflon Moonbeam

Teflon Moonbeam

80Strength
85Speed
81Endurance
88Technique
3.7Molecular Density
70Existential Dread
11Fingers
9Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Fresh Rodriguez
Violence concluded.
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