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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Fresh Rodriguez

The Tide Pods Temporal
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RECORD 20W 18L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Fresh Rodriguez

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
75
Speed
90
Endurance
70
Technique
95

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type B-
Horoscope Gemini
Molecular Density 2.1
Existential Dread 35
Fingers 12
Toes 8
Ancestors 123
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights