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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Teflon Moonbeam

The Dupont Mutants Metaphysical
RECORD 15W 9L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Teflon Moonbeam

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
80
Speed
85
Endurance
81
Technique
88

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type synthetic polymers
Horoscope Cancer
Molecular Density 3.7
Existential Dread 70
Fingers 11
Toes 9
Ancestors 345
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.
🏆 1x Champion
  • The Gluten Games · Nov 22, 2025 23:49 CST · Total Bets 0 · Payout 0 · Blessings 0 · Curses 0 +1 Endurance
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