TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-10-25
APPROVED
Ingrown Toenail Igor
Strength72
Speed84
Endurance69
Technique75
Molecular Density2.8
Existential Dread71
Fingers11
Toes9
TALE OF THE TAPE
Ingrown Toenail Igor VS Toilet Bowl Stain Steve
Toilet Bowl Stain Steve
76Strength
66Speed
73Endurance
75Technique
3.1Molecular Density
48Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Toilet Bowl Stain Steve
Violence concluded.
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