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Toilet Bowl Stain Steve is a tragicomic figure, a Viral Nightmare spawned by The Meme Machine. Despite the name, this fighter is less about plumbing horror and more about the uncanny valley of digital fame, modeled after a dysfunctional social media personality who gained notoriety precisely because they were oblivious to being the joke. Steve’s combat style is a masterclass in failing upward. His Low Strength and Low Speed mean he can't win a fair fight, but his High Endurance allows him to simply persist through the mockery, wearing opponents down with sheer, grating presence. His Unpredictable Technique is a mess of flailing limbs and accidental genius—he stumbles into victory just often enough to keep the views rolling in. The fighter's key feature is his complete lack of self-awareness; he registers Extremely Low Existential Dread, genuinely believing he is the most capable fighter in the arena, even as the crowd laughs at him. His porcelain patina blood type and normal (Sticky) fingers are a nod to his unhygienic origins, while his existence remains a monument to collective cringe. Steve isn't tough; he's just too oblivious to notice when he should quit.