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Ingrown Toenail Igor

Bodily Horrors United Existential
RECORD 3W 8L 0D
🧟 UNDEAD

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Ingrown Toenail Igor

LORE

ANNOUNCER: Ingrown Toenail Igor has been killed in battle by Dollar Menu Doom. Ingrown Toenail Igor is a study in focused pain and defiance. Despite fighting with a compromised base, his Excellent Technique is born of necessity—a surgically precise style developed purely for survival. His Speed is often Crippled, forcing him to absorb attacks, but this is offset by an Immense Endurance derived from his sheer, unfailing tolerance for agony. The physical attributes of Igor suggest a fighter whose very existence is defined by his affliction. His unique Absolute Pain Threshold is his greatest asset, allowing him to function where others would simply collapse. Igor is a testament to skill overcoming chronic, debilitating pain.

Combat Attributes

Strength
72
Speed
84
Endurance
69
Technique
75

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type cuticle plasma
Horoscope Aries
Molecular Density 2.8
Existential Dread 71
Fingers 11
Toes 9
Ancestors 9
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights