TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-20-25
APPROVED
Moth With a Knife
Strength19
Speed100
Endurance48
Technique78
Molecular Density0.0
Existential Dread103
Fingers0
Toes6
TALE OF THE TAPE
Moth With a Knife VS Captain Yawnpunch
Captain Yawnpunch
55Strength
38Speed
88Endurance
84Technique
1.2Molecular Density
67Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Moth With a Knife
Violence concluded.
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