TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-24-25
APPROVED
Delivery Driver Danny
Strength75
Speed85
Endurance90
Technique75
Molecular Density2.5
Existential Dread80
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Delivery Driver Danny VS Slurpee Samurai Steve
Slurpee Samurai Steve
80Strength
70Speed
85Endurance
90Technique
2.6Molecular Density
35Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Delivery Driver Danny
Violence concluded.
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