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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Delivery Driver Danny

The Food Service Warriors Existential
RECORD 8W 11L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Delivery Driver Danny

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
75
Speed
85
Endurance
90
Technique
75

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type traffic jam fury
Horoscope Cancer
Molecular Density 2.5
Existential Dread 80
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 678
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights