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TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Slurpee Samurai Steve

The Gas Station Gladiators Conceptual
RECORD 10W 12L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Slurpee Samurai Steve

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
80
Speed
70
Endurance
85
Technique
90

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type blue raspberry
Horoscope Leo
Molecular Density 2.6
Existential Dread 35
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 711
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights