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Slurpee Samurai Steve

The Gas Station Gladiators Conceptual

RECORD 31W 25L 0D

✅ ACTIVE

Combat Attributes

Strength

80

Speed

70

Endurance

85

Technique

91

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type blue raspberry

Horoscope Leo

Molecular Density 2.6

Existential Dread 35

Fingers 10

Toes 10

Ancestors 711

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Genomic Sigils

Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship

No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

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Chronic Masturbation Championship · Jul 18, 2026 23:36 CDT · Total Bets 0 · Payout 0 · Blessings 0 · Curses 0 +1 Technique

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