TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-26-25
APPROVED
The Algorithm
Strength85
Speed75
Endurance60
Technique80
Molecular Density4.2
Existential Dread66
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
The Algorithm VS The Thing in the Air Ducts
The Thing in the Air Ducts
70Strength
70Speed
70Endurance
90Technique
0.7Molecular Density
98Existential Dread
6Fingers
4Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
The Thing in the Air Ducts
Violence concluded.
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