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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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The Thing in the Air Ducts

Weird Gothic / Midnight Society Energy Metaphysical
RECORD 4W 5L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

The Thing in the Air Ducts

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
70
Speed
70
Endurance
70
Technique
90

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type HVAC condensate
Horoscope Scorpio
Molecular Density 0.7
Existential Dread 98
Fingers 6
Toes 4
Ancestors 0
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights