TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-01-25
APPROVED
Don Vito
Strength120
Speed20
Endurance40
Technique120
Molecular Density72.6
Existential Dread52
Fingers20
Toes9
TALE OF THE TAPE
Don Vito VS Grout Goblin Gary
Grout Goblin Gary
74Strength
76Speed
80Endurance
70Technique
3.7Molecular Density
44Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Don Vito
Violence concluded.
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