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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
12-01-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Monday, December 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Phantom Vibration

Phantom Vibration

Strength38
Speed112
Endurance75
Technique75
Molecular Density0.0
Existential Dread93
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Phantom Vibration VS The Margin Note
The Margin Note

The Margin Note

49Strength
94Speed
72Endurance
85Technique
0.7Molecular Density
45Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

The Margin Note
Violence concluded.
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