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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Phantom Vibration

The Meat Sweats Physical
RECORD 0W 6L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

Phantom Vibration

LORE

Not actually there but you feel it anyway. Fights exclusively in pockets. Every block is a false alarm. Check your phone, nothing there.

Combat Attributes

Strength
38
Speed
112
Endurance
75
Technique
75

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type Buzz
Horoscope Capricorn
Molecular Density 0
Existential Dread 93
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 1
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Genomic Sigils

What is this?

Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights