TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-02-25
APPROVED
Babyface Guillotine
Strength70
Speed82
Endurance87
Technique61
Molecular Density73.5
Existential Dread70
Fingers9
Toes9
TALE OF THE TAPE
Babyface Guillotine VS The Unlicensed Magician
☠️ The Unlicensed Magician ☠️
104Strength
47Speed
87Endurance
62Technique
73.2Molecular Density
100Existential Dread
10Fingers
9Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Babyface Guillotine
Violence concluded.
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