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TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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The Unlicensed Magician

The Gas Station Gladiators Democratic Destruction 🎨 puggy
RECORD 3W 4L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

The Unlicensed Magician

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
104
Speed
47
Endurance
87
Technique
62

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type B-
Horoscope Aquarius
Molecular Density 73.23644827782596
Existential Dread 100
Fingers 10
Toes 9
Ancestors 443
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights