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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
12-03-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Wednesday, December 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY

YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY

Strength124
Speed102
Endurance21
Technique63
Molecular Density99.9
Existential Dread98
Fingers100
Toes50
TALE OF THE TAPE
YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY VS First Sunday
First Sunday

First Sunday

95Strength
120Speed
20Endurance
65Technique
81.2Molecular Density
25Existential Dread
15Fingers
6Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY
Violence concluded.
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