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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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First Sunday

Needle Exchange Bespoke Violence 🎨 TVVIOLENCE
RECORD 10W 5L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

First Sunday

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
95
Speed
120
Endurance
20
Technique
65

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type Caffeinated
Horoscope Battery Low
Molecular Density 81.2
Existential Dread 25
Fingers 15
Toes 6
Ancestors 133
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights