TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-03-25
APPROVED
Impostor Syndrome Sid
Strength75
Speed70
Endurance70
Technique85
Molecular Density1.7
Existential Dread91
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Impostor Syndrome Sid VS Third Floor Bathroom Mirror
Third Floor Bathroom Mirror
65Strength
75Speed
70Endurance
90Technique
3.9Molecular Density
92Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Third Floor Bathroom Mirror
Violence concluded.
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