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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Impostor Syndrome Sid

Existential Crisis Club Expansion Existential
RECORD 1W 6L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Impostor Syndrome Sid

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
75
Speed
70
Endurance
70
Technique
85

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type fake-it-til-you-make-it
Horoscope Capricorn
Molecular Density 1.7
Existential Dread 91
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 11
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights