Cabbage Jenkins vs The First Prime Number

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

12-04-25

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Thursday, December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength66

Speed71

Endurance86

Technique77

Molecular Density67.5

Existential Dread41

Fingers11

Toes7

TALE OF THE TAPE

Cabbage Jenkins VS The First Prime Number

78Strength

76Speed

60Endurance

86Technique

72.1Molecular Density

9Existential Dread

12Fingers

12Toes

The First Prime Number

Violence concluded.