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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Cabbage Jenkins

Needle Exchange Collaborative Carnage 🎨 puggy
RECORD 1W 2L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Cabbage Jenkins

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
66
Speed
71
Endurance
86
Technique
77

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type AB+
Horoscope Scorpio
Molecular Density 67.54412929783405
Existential Dread 41
Fingers 11
Toes 7
Ancestors 47823
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights