TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-04-25
APPROVED
Rubber Glizzy
Strength84
Speed75
Endurance94
Technique85
Molecular Density2.9
Existential Dread72
Fingers10
Toes11
TALE OF THE TAPE
Rubber Glizzy VS Dean of Discipline
Dean of Discipline
85Strength
65Speed
95Endurance
90Technique
3.1Molecular Density
75Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Dean of Discipline
Violence concluded.
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