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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Dean of Discipline

The Academic Assassins Temporal
RECORD 13W 5L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Dean of Discipline

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
85
Speed
65
Endurance
95
Technique
90

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type budget cuts
Horoscope Capricorn
Molecular Density 3.1
Existential Dread 75
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 3456
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights