TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-05-25
APPROVED
Live Leaked
Strength78
Speed65
Endurance81
Technique76
Molecular Density15.8
Existential Dread82
Fingers8
Toes11
TALE OF THE TAPE
Live Leaked VS Donut Handler
Donut Handler
77Strength
61Speed
86Endurance
76Technique
62.7Molecular Density
49Existential Dread
8Fingers
11Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Donut Handler
Violence concluded.
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