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β›ˆοΈ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

Live Leaked

The Glitch in the Matrix Vanilla Fighter 🎨 puggy
RECORD 7W 4L 0D
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Live Leaked

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Combat Attributes

Strength
78
Speed
65
Endurance
81
Technique
76

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type B-
Horoscope Aries
Molecular Density 15.779201184910615
Existential Dread 82
Fingers 8
Toes 11
Ancestors 315
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights