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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Donut Handler

Emotional Support Animals Collaborative Carnage 🎨 puggy
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RECORD 8W 2L 0D
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AVATAR

Donut Handler

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Combat Attributes

Strength
77
Speed
61
Endurance
86
Technique
76

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type O-
Horoscope WiFi Signal
Molecular Density 62.748392528889596
Existential Dread 49
Fingers 8
Toes 11
Ancestors 3708
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights